Sunday, March 9, 2008

Captain Morgan - Transnational - D

The premiere ‘spiced’ flavored tourist rum. The rum for people who have no desire to taste rum, but want to stick to artificial additives and a jock sensibility. Plenty processed, this claims to be Puerto Rican, but like some other highly mass produced brands, they’ll throw whatever in from wherever. Great for high school gringos, frat parties, and Cancun resorts, but if you have other non-terrorist options, don’t waste your time. Still, sometimes this is your only safety from falling into Bacardi’s terrorist clutches, and Morgan Silver is good enough for bar mix drinks. Just don’t get caught with this at home if you’re of legal age to drink.

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