Wray & Nephew - Jamaica - A-

This company actually makes some other brands, but the most widely available under this name is Jamaican Overproof, your solution to having to boycott terrorist Bacardi’s 151. At 126 proof, you likely won’t be able to tell that it’s a bit weaker. When I was a teen, I would pour a dram and then be too afraid to down it, actually getting a little drunk off the fumes. But older and wiser, I now know JO can be masked by some fruit juice and get you really fucked up without burning a hole through your throat. Also, there are a wide selection of drinks that call for overproofs, ranging from the Rum Runner to the Malibu Colada, to stronger Daquiris.